CC_NAIJA

CC_NAIJA

The women are the beauty of the human creation.

The movement of “Iya Bucky’s” hands on a cloth produces a frictional sound “teaee! Teaee! Teaee! Teaeee!” then her own sound was like “ha! Hmmmmm (sigh) Men are wicked.  They are so wicked. As soon as you give birth for him, he then begins to treat you as a scrap. You are no longer beautiful to him....”   

She continues until she landed in continuous prayers for her children then for herself. The sounds produced by the cloths she was washing and her own words of prayer produces a music in my heart and that left me with compassion for her and her story. I cannot avoid the desires to leave my books for their conversion that later transfigured me to deep thoughts.

What really happened that led to this?

I went home from school to spend short time with my parent. So I decided to read one of my courses at my leisure time. But I couldn’t help but to shake my head consistently like an agama lizard as I gazed at the jargons of the annoying course. It wasn’t what I am reading that caused the movement of my head but the conversation of “Iya Bucky” who always help us with our dirty cloths and a woman whose husband has just sent parking.

As they converse at our terrace, I sit still with my butt glued to the rug and my eyes on my books but my mind eave drop what they were saying.
 She drops her heavy load from her head ready to go get others. The worst part is when she said she had to take a longer route to avoid her husband-who has sent her parking- detect she brought her loads to our house.

 Then I begin to wonder:

Where is the love at first sight?

If love is blind, why do you still see his/her flaws?

You keep on telling me love is blind but then, you still go on to lust on others?

But then you told me true love does not exist, why then do you still fall in love?

Why do we have such a “common catastrophe in naija a.k.a CC_NAIJA”?

Who is that one that has passed CC_NAIJA into the law of our culture?

What then is the solution to this CC_NAIJA? 
 BUT THEN I HAVE ONE SOLUTION

Selflessness! J-Jesus first; O-others next; Y-you last 

If only you can take selfishness out of everything, then you are doing the right thing!

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The game players

The Game players

LET THE GAME BEGIN!

Tade, being a cool guy knows about this game as soon as he left junior high school. He grew up to love the game and now, he no longer believes there is a life without this game. If you try to talk him to stay out of the game, he automatically opposes your points being a professor in it. 

What exactly is the game?

“(Sobs)

Tade! I thought we are known to be Romeo and Juliet.

Tade, I thought I am the only love of your life.

Taade! But you told me you loved to the moon.

I thought during my wedding, you will be my groom. 

I gave you my body because we agreed to marry.

Who then is that lady I saw you sexing last night?

Tade! Can you explain those ‘libidinous chats’ with my friend Juliet?  Tade why?"

....

The “Shepeterites” are Tade’s favourite. He just kept on inserting his pintle to their pussy. And to him, that is the definition of fun?

*LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW TADE*

What you are doing is more than just inserting, pressings and romancing, it is a COVENANT!

So, before you start to curse one village old woman who knows nothing about your calamities, think about this.

Before you begin to think suicide because of your tough life, think on these things.

Before you start the unavoidable fasting and prayer for your destiny, think on these things.

If you are guilty of this allegation, the only best option to break the covenant with those “shaku shaku ladies” is for you to confess your sins to Jesus Christ!

*Think! Think! Think! Use your head bro!*
 

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Use your head

Use your head!

He leaned on the wall, crossed his hands and watched you catwalk towards him. He smiles as he admires your attractive and colourful thigh below your bumper short. As he was about to take his eye off that part to look at your painted face once again, your exposed navel right above your cropped-top affected his “man” between his laps. Then he quickly takes his eye away so as not to be another victim of unnecessary ejaculation. But then his hungry eye gazed at your unavoidable cleavage. He could not help but to adjust his trousers in other to hide his erections-you get?

Boom! You finally arrived and you guys hogged but he couldn’t leave you as his hands run a scan around your “back-side” especially when his hands get to your ass, the scanning stopped and remains there while his pintle wouldn’t stop reacting. Then he whispers to you that “how I wish we could remain like this”

*...*

According to research, scarcity is one of the important features of a “commodity of value”! If a thing is readily available and so easy to get, then the value has diminished.

Then I wonder where to classify our ladies-if not all of them, “most of them” will be the right statement.

*How can someone be “playing game” with your breast, thigh and your boobs and all you see in it is just having nice time?*

If you are not married to him, stop allowing him play game with your enviable asset.

Please use your head!
     

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What you don't know about TRAFFIC!

WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT TRAFFIC

Sometimes ago, I had prayed several times to God to avoid every of my journey through life from staying in Lagos (Nigeria) for a long time-should not be more than few weeks.

If you will ask me what my reasons were then i will go on to express my disheartening bone of contention as regards the distressing, hectic and regular traffic engrossing almost all routes in Lagos. To crown up this unfortunate situation is the cause of the traffic ranging from a little loop holes to broken down vehicle; public transport drivers and their weak-outdated bus to mention a few which has caused us some minutes of our time.

As my pen is dancing to the beat of my hand on my staged note pad, my butt is stuck on the tattered seat of a tricycle which is already cheating me of my lecture- Lagos traffic is competing with my lectures.

...

Life sometimes might look stagnant. And then you try all your best to know why but couldn’t get a significant reason to hold on to and that get you more frustrated and depressed! It happens to me too and also to everyone. It’s not just you! *So don’t give up or think of suicide as an option*

I kept on wondering:

Why will a brilliant student from high school finds it difficult to gain admission to a university?

 Why will a first class graduate still struggle to get a good job?

Why will faithful partners have issue with child bearing?  

But...

If you are trapped in the traffic of life, you have other option you can explore rather than waste your time raging in anger. Why not turn the traffic to a useful and positive platform just like I have done?

If your body is stagnant on a spot because of traffic, must your mind and passion also be?

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR SIGNIICANT CONTRIBUTION TO OUR NATION! No excuse please.

Thanks for reading

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What will the image be?

*WHAT WILL THE IMAGE BE?*

This might help you. Please read!

Michael! You are over qualified for marriage and age is not on your side anymore. Thank God you have been having a great relationship with Anora. As I can see, both of you are going to have great marriage together. So why not go on to propose so that we can make you both an official partner.
Mum you won’t understand. I loved Anora and I still do. She has a whole lot of good qualities except that she has a hidden “BAD CHARACTER” of which she is not ready to improve on! Mum what then will I do?

*...*

Many a time, hearing people talk about having “good character”, I wonder why good character is so important for every human to have and the impact of it in one’s life. Then my next question is how I can build one.

Dictionary defines character as the qualities and features that make a person different from others.

 This shows that no two persons can have the same character. It ought to be built by each individual and it's not innate but it’s something worth working hard to earn.

 *According to Abraham Lincoln he said and I quote that "character is a tree"*

Overtime, my thought was always asking what he meant by liking character to a tree until one day I could reference it to the fact that if you must get the sweetest unblemished fruit of a tree, you will have to climb top of the tree. For you to get there, you'll need to use the branches on the tree also.

Character is likened to the parts of a tree you have developed of formed that takes you to the higher level in life and also gives you an end product-fruit-according to your inputs!
*But nowadays, many have lost that good character and that has hunted them very bad*

 “What have I done wrong? I don't know why people don't like me"
But can you think of your character whether it worth it for people to like you-if not work hard to possess a good character because your elevation in life is influenced by its effect.

      *CHARACTER IS THE MIRROR! YOU ARE THE OBJECT!*
What will the image be?

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