copy-copy cat!

*COPY-COPY CAT*
My mum said I was light in complexion while I was very young,
Ten years later, I became the photocopy of Wande Coal,
Just because of this weather that burns me black,
“caro white” please come peel off this my artificial bark.
      *Copy-copy, your black is beautiful. Don’t be fooled*
Chris Brown, do you know my best food is Pizza?
When we both know it is “Egusilized Eba”
But you think that is too local,
So you change your taste to cope with the Americans.
     *Copy-copy, make your food internationally acceptable. You know your food is sweet*
I haven’t sold any Yam in days because it is “made in Nigeria”
Just inscribe “made in China” and you will experience homes cooking surplus Porridge
Even if some are still battling with quality, can we still encourage?
Never! You even avoid to be called a Nigerian.
    *Copy-Copy, encourage and improve your locally made products*
You can only speak English and your name is Busola
So your native language is now a vernacular?
How then can you prove that you are from Abeokuta?
It’s not her fault; daddy will scold her if she speaks Yoruba.
    *Copy-Copy, you better begin to learn your native language.*
Before, you prostrate to say good morning sir,
But now, you bend like you are praying after watching films from Korea,
“Can’t you prostrate?” Daddy my cloth will be dirty,
But indirectly you are saying “Daddy! That is too local”
    *Copy-Copy cat, embrace your culture*
Can I continue?
If I will, then I will talk about music, dressing, ETC.
Yes! Na them colonize us, but no be say they make us kolo! Haba!
*Copy-Copycat say “Yeh! Yeh!”
If we can’t make our country proud, who then will?
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