On a lighter mode something

On a lighter mode

TUMI @2

1. What's integrity??

Integrity is when u go to the hospital to treat malaria and mosquito is bitting u inside the hospital, and u later paid all because u don't want to spoil ur image.

2. I almost fainted when I heard a woman called Mrs. Integrity telling her son the difference between Email and Gmail.
She said Email is when you use Electricity to send mail while Gmail is when you use Generator to send mail!
I still dey look for where I go faint!

3. It's only ladies of integrity  that will go to thier boyfriends house & meet another girl preparing stew , and they will just take another pot and boil rice, it's called team work
Am I communicating?

4. Integrity people no dey carry last...

A guy was asked to give different between MEGABYTE AND KILOBYTE....

He looks around and said, and people in my area do call me man of integrity, how do i go about it.   .
He thought for a while and respond

Megabyte is when you buy something at Mega chicken to buy something like meat pie chicken etc and u bite it at the Mega chicken that's called MEGABYTE.

but Kilobyte..  Is like Yoruba word.....
Like u sleep in d night and maybe something cone bite u like mosquitoes and other things...  And when u wake up the other day the sign con show for ur body..  Yoruba people go dey ask u questions like
Kilode?, kilo see e? Kilo bite e🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's the meaning if Kilobyte

5. Too much of integrity always = too much of intelligence
This is what happens when you visit a Retired Professor of Chemistry with both integrity and intelligent .
My friend and I visited a Prof recently.
Us: (Knocking the door)
Prof: Yes, what is your functional group?
Us: Two of your old students sir
Prof: What group and period do you belong?
Me: Masculine group(group 1-3) and Youthful period ( Period 3-5)
Prof: What are your IUPAC names?
Me: Ayomide and Bayo
Prof: I didn't lock the door, so you can break the co-ordinate covalent bond between the door and the room
Us: ( enter the room)
Prof: How are you doing guys? I hope your reaction towards success is going on spontaneously.
Us: Yes sir
Prof: What should I offer you to increase the entropy of your stomach?
What would you drink? Should I get you a dehydrated Alkanoic acid?
Me: I don't drink Alcohol sir, It's Bayo that can drink anything. I would like to drink any solution of Ph 7
Prof: You mean you wanna drink H2O?
Me: Yes sir.
Prof: What about you Bayo?
Bayo: I will drink H2O too.
Prof: You want to take H2O2???
Bayo: Yes sir
Prof served me chilled water and served Bayo chilled Hydrogen Peroxide.
Bayo is in the hospital now, he needs your prayers



Note: thanks to highdee for helping us with this.. Thanks bro